My friend/enemy Despereaux is a serious bumm. This mouse had to go and foil all my evil plans on keeping the princess forever. But I can't blame the little thing, he loved her. Quite brave of him actually. No one has ever done anything like that for me. She really is special to him since he came down into the dungeon. I mean we eat mice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This mouse made it into our domain twice without being killed. Very, very brave of him. No other mouse would be brave enough to do this, all they do is search for crumbs and scurry. Pathetic little creatures but oh well. Despereaux has impressed me which isn't something easily to do. We have settled some differences between us but not that much. I mean I did kidnap the love of his life. But I mean he is in love with a human, he's a rat. Do you see a way that could possibly work, even in a world with talking rats and mice, no possible way. Things aren't that crazy or weird to happen. But mice can actually hold small grudges, but we do really have several similarities. Such as no tails, oh yeah no tails. And Mig is the one that took our tails. We should take a finger or two for what she did to us, but that's my personal opinion. Anyways.... Despereaux and I both do enjoy the light. And though he's in love with her, I just admire the Princess Pea. She is the light in my heart. Okay, okay so I love her. Can you blame a rat? The girl is beautiful and just perfect.
But back to difference between Despereaux and me. See I know the reality of never going to actually be with the Princess Pea. I know my place, I'm a rat. He's a mouse but he still in his own little world and head ,that hold those ginormous ears, that he can be with the princess.
I just want to fight with him about this. But since we don't see things the same I'm going to leave him be and let him think of a fantasy. But the poor fool is a serious annoyance to me. But aren't all friends your annoyance.
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