Thursday, August 20, 2015

It's all About Me!

My peasant bloggers,
   It's time you learn who I am. A high and mighty rat living in a low and dark place. Banded from the upstairs world. Light is the only thing I've ever truly loved in this world. Brought to me by a smelly old man through fire, I grew a strong desire for it. I have a dire need for the light. And when I finally got it, I also got a new desire for the women who broke my heart. Princess Pea, that bumm, so what if I killed her mother, doesn't mean she has to be hating. Not like a screamed geronimo into the queens soup. Slipping from the chandelier was not my plan, but  the Princess really distracted me. And the lovely smell of the soup caught my attention and I just lost my grip. But I mean, girl, you had no idea how well that soup was. It was also a really great landing but the taste of it was just amazing. Cook really knows how to cook. Haha. 
   My dreams deary, well I know you would like to know. I dream of lovely dreams where I kidnap the Princess locking her down in the dungeon with me so I can have my light close forever. I dream of having the light, I dream of being in a world full of light. No darkness and I am happy and the king. My dreams are simple you young and old peasants, I want to be filled with the light. I want  my revenge on the Princess for what she did to me. Breaking my heart for an accident was just wrong of her.  And you know what, I still dream of the soup that I tasted on that tragic day. 
  If you couldn't tell already from reading this blog post, light is my favorite thing. Light is my life. Another thing I surely do favor would be the Princess Pea of course. The girl is just a beauty. One last thing that is a favorite of mine would have to be my spoon. The day the Queen died I happened to snag the golden spoon that she was using to eat her soup. Wearing it on top of my head as a crown sure brings me happiness. 



1.) What flaw do I have?
      Usually I'd say none because please, I'm perfect, but sadly Miggery Sow had to go and cut off my tail. It was long and beautiful until she took it from me. But that's water under the bridge. 

2.) How was the soup?
      The soup that I shared with the king, Princess Pea, Despereaux and Mig was quite delightful. 

3.) Do I consider myself a rat now?
      To myself I am a rat. It doesn't matter if the other rats don't say that I am. But I feel like I really am. 

4.) Do I feel any guilt for killing the Queen?
     I do feel guilt. I didn't intend to kill her, nor want to. I just wanted to live in the happiness, and joyful world of the light. 

5.) If I could go back to the day I chewed on Gregory's rope which led to me being introduced to light, would I?
     Yes and No. Yes because then all those horrible actions and decisions I made and others made because of the accidents wouldn't of happened. The queen would probably still be alive, soup would of never been outlawed and other things. But no because without light I would be a mean, nasty rat that loved and enjoyed torturing prisoners. I wouldn't think their was a deeper meaning to life then suffering. 

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